BATAK KA BUDDAY..!!CHEERZ..!!

The night-out was finally over. We came back tired and 'embraced' our respective beds instantly.

We woke up in the afternoon(reluctantly...ie). It was 22nd May now. DJ, Mikey, Struggler and Sukkha had gone back home. Everybody else stayed back. Things had to be planned for Batak's BASHING(And I DO mean bashing). After all , It was his HAPPY WALA BUDDAY on the 23rd.

Baba briefed me the whole plan. The cake had to be bought on our way back after a GRAND dinner at a nearby restaurant.The 'soft' drinks, snacks etc..,were to be bought well before time.

PS:-

• I(wishy) had to go back home and could only manage to join them at 11 at night,just an HOUR before the PARTY.
• Struggler, Sukkha could not join us for some reason.
• DJ and Mikey too could not come. DJ was too tired and rightly so...and as for Mikey...choddho
• Tiwari was all geared up to avenge the beatings he 'recieved' from Batak on his birthday.

It was 11 at night, when I joined them.1,2,3,4,5,6...no 7...yeap 7 dumbheads, all packed in one car.(Poor MnM, his car really must have got screwed after all the shit. for consecutive days...lol..!!)

All the other six had gone out for dinner as planned, and on their way back, picked me up.

7 namely- me, RP , Baba , C.O.E ,Tiwari, MnM(the very reliable driver..) and Batak himself., reached the hostel at 11.30. "pehla birthday message, fir start kareinge", cautiously informed - Mr.Batak.

NOW the Journey, poor soul Batak...

First,THE PREPARATIONS:-

• Thick newspaper rolls were made to kick his ass off real bad.
• They were dipped in ice-chilled water so that it may hurt exponentially even more.
  
• He wasn't allowed to put on any thick clothing, not even a full-length jeans, just in case he doesn't 'feel' that its his birthday.
• Toothpaste...yeah.. you read it right..toothpaste, OF two variants, the RED one and the MINT one were specially arranged.
• A very strong and grubby color( leftover since Holi..only for this) was also made available.
• And the ever famous thought of LIFT THE Ass-KICK THE Ass (LTA-KTA) was hovering in everyone's 'innocent' minds.

It was 12...or rather it was the first birthday message and as expected, from her.. ;). He cut the cake and WE were off. Batak unsuccessfully TRIED to offer everybody cake and in return, found the cake to be evenly spread all over his face , hairs , neck , clothes..umm ..everywhere.

Now the bashing part. Each of us had a newspaper-roll. Tiwari had two, and both of them made very diligently by, he himself. Heavy shots came from all corners of the room. One after the other and another and one more...and...It went aawwwnnn. I'm sure you would agree with me that, wet rolls of paper when hit with a significant speed does cause PAIN..what say Batak.. ??

Then he was taken in the corridor for THE LTA-KTA. Countless kicks, many of which were craftly manufactured after a short run-up (You would know this; the run-up during a free kick in football. It was pretty much the same except that there WAS no football..) just to intensify the whole act. Poor chap gave in , not soon though , and had to be put down.

Everybody brought their toothpastes(keep wondering how we managed to brush our teeth thereafter..) Batak still lying on the floor was hoping for some respite.

Naah...

he was then covered with a thick alternating layer of the RED and the MINT toothpastes. Again-face, hairs, neck, clothes, everywhere.Then the famous color, I talked about earlier. It was all OVER him.

Then,the snack time- We enjoyed the 'soft' drinks and the potato chips. Played loud muzic, danced and danced even more.

PS:- Batak was also 'bathed ' viciously with the 'soft' drink by RP and MnM.

Finally we reached the roof-top of the hostel and lay down aimlessly.And as I always say, Mawsum was Awesome. The whole sh*t came to an end with me and RP smashing the bottles against the walls. PURE JOY....trust me..!!

PS:-Batak was not able to sit or lie down comfortably the entire night, because of the TREATMENT he just received.

All in all, it was great fun( I'm sure not much for him) and the best birthday of which I, was a part off.

PS:- I know, I know.. My ass is not secure for too long now...!!!

You obviously wished you were here to wash your hands as well..., din't you??
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SHOWDOWN AT SUNDOWN

Before I start , I hope each and every one of you did caste your votes.


Okay, now the more NONSENSE stuff...

21st May, It started off as a very lazy day.The last exam for the semester and we would no longer be a fuchcha. After dragging our as**s through the 3 hrs, we rushed outta exam hall hoping for an exciting day ahead.

The day, indeed, had BEGUN...

We planned a night-out-driving down to MURTHAL, 50km from the city and thereafter deciding WHAT NEXT..!!

10 of us, namely, me(wishy) , DJ, Mikey, Batak , Struggler, Baba , RP, Tiwari , MnM( ie, the more pro-driver.u did a great job too DJ) and Sukkhaa , got our as**s packed in two small-sized cars...and we were off...!!!

PS:- Neither MnM nor DJ had slept for over 48 hrs and still drove 150+ kms...Hats off guyz..!!

Also here, I would liked to mention the fact that it was very difficult for MIKEY to make through the plan courtesy Mikey himself(..I'm still bowing mikey-hail ho..!!). Earlier he had ASKED his parents for a night-out, having a great faith in himself(don't from where DID he bring that..) that they would encouraging him patting his back. They DID..(pause) pat his 'back'(long pause..and pun intended) and the whole thing had to be cancelled.

Anyhow, he did make it through, this time...!! WELL DONE MIKEY. You DID convince your dad effectively...

PS:- I haven't spoken to him regarding his physical and the pyscho status since then....!!

We left at around 10. Driving our way through the heavy traffic and nutcase-truck drivers, we were outta Delhi soon. A signboard reading-HARYANA WELCOMES YOU- flashed right ahead. Thereafter, and surprisingly so, it was an easy drive(..hope I did not undermine you-DJ and MnM..okay..!!). We reached MURTHAL which is rather a cluster of dhaabaa's spread in an area of few kms. 'GULSHAN DHAABAA' was what was advised to us and believe me the paranthas were yum. Pure unsullied white makhkhan, clear thick curd, spicey achchar did the trick.

Before we could realize, it was already 1. We decided to drive back. Throughout the travel, what we did..?? Talk all the cr*p that we could..excerpts:-

1. RP, do let me know SM hai kaun..??


2. Mikey, the nayan tarse collection was good..!!


3. Baba, kyun sukkhe ki leta rehta hai...!!??

NEON-LIT street, Pahargunj, was the next stop..!!(sorry mikey but how couldn't have I written this). We had to literally HUNT the place down.It was 2.30, and enter Struggler "this area is illegal, lets get our as**s outta here before anything happens".... and yeah yeah.. we DID NOT. Although we didn't stay longer, but I must say, the air WAS(stress) unusually pleasant.

PS:- we there only to feel the AIR...!!

We left for INDIA GATE, the final destination.We had just started and MnM's car broke down. Here we were, 10 wanderers,on the wrong side of the road in front of LNJP hospital trying to fix the problem. After a grueling 30 minutes (More for MnM..), we were back on track and running.

Finally, we arrived at the INDIA GATE at 3.30 and it was rather 'empty'. Apart from a few security guards patrolling, the place was hushed. We rested our as**s on a semi-dry yet cool ground, underneath a hub of huuuuge BATS. Yep Bats. None of us had earlier witnessed them, that big. Talking..(again all cr*p), watching FAMILY GUY, trying unsuccessfully to sync our mobile-phones for a muzical relief and still observing those 'creatures', we effortlessly passed nearly 2 hrs. Batak, also tried communicating aankon hi aankhon mein with a street dog...LOL..!!

It was time to return.

Naah, not so easy...

15 mins in.. and M's car broke down again. This time, it demanded a more proffesional treatment. We halted at a mechanic's workshop. 5.30 in the morning and the mech's enthusiasm was fueling a lotta fire in us. The tiredness vanished and everyone hurdled around the mech(as can be seen) to see what's happening. After a refreshing, I should say, 1hr we hit back the road.

After a satisfying(well...eeyeahhh) drive back, we reached the hostel at 6.30 and here ended an absolutely exhilarating experience which would surely and certainly go down in the memory-books of each of us..!!!



THANK YOU EVERYBODY ...!!!!!


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SLOWLY BUT SURELY IPL2- A HIT

With the Kolkata Knight Riders juuuust failing to pull-off a crucial super over tie with the Rajasthan Royals, IPL 2 saw what could be easily described as an enthralling T20 match which surely laid the foundation of yet another super successful MODI-VENTURE.

I would also like to congratulate, MR. LALIT MODI..who at the end of the day made possible another mega event amongst a whole lot of hastle and troubles shooting from all corners. With the IPL2 dates clashing with the General Elections in the country( remember, if you are 18+, you have to vote..) there were security concerns for the majority of players in view of the recent terrorist attacks. The security staff and the personnel required during the Elections could not have been compensated for an entertainment episode. So IPL had to be moved out. Many vowed that this time it wouldnt catch and hold onto to enough eyeballs, it did the last time around.

The ever-pouring south-african sky didn't do any good initially. With the weather steadily clearing ever since then, the silver lining shined brightly. The matches starting on schedule and finally going down to wire before one team(and their million supporter..) could actually breathe easy.

The flavor, the excitement, the cheerleaders..it has it all and exponentially better than the last time.

All in all its a gala affair with a treat for everybody who's watching it at their home or even more for the LIVE crowd. And whom am I supporting...MS DHONI

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